WHY US IS IN CRISIS...

An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four
weeks.

The Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that
we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and
have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

An American Texas doctsor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way
behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in
the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking
for work.'

Og annar

Bush finds his name -George sucks- pissed all over the White house
steps and has the CIA investigate.

Upon uncovering the guilty party they give Bush the good news, George
its Dick Cheney's DNA but the bad news is...it's Laura's handwriting.

Svona samtöl geta verið pirrandi þegar það er brjálað að gera á vaktinni:

Ring ring... "Vaktlæknir Davíð"

"Já hver er þetta?"
"Davíð"
"Já ert þú læknir?"
"Já"
"Já ert þú læknir á vakt?"


Jamm.

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Það er þessum manni og þeirra líkum að við verðum á kúpunni næstu árin, þetta er prótótýpan. Hitler nútímans, gjörsamlega veruleikafirrtur. (takk aftur kjarninn.blog.is fyrir að benda okkur á þetta)